Astronaut Status 🚀
First Cut Exclusive
Boutique Tier
Limited Batch
 
Launch Into Outer Space
Get ready to elevate your senses and experience a strain that’s truly out of this world! Astronaut Status lives up to its name by delivering a cosmic combination of stunning visuals, potent effects, and unforgettable flavor. Sourced from the same top-tier Cali farm as Pineapple Express, this hybrid beauty is a connoisseur's dream.
 
Type: Balanced Hybrid 🌿
 
Terpene Profile: Loud and aromatic with hints of sweet citrus, earthiness, and spice.
 
Frosted Elegance: Absolutely drenched in glistening trichomes, creating a frosty, shimmering effect. ⭐️
 
Bright Orange Pistils: Vivid orange hairs that pop against the icy, pale green buds.
 
Large, Dense Buds: Perfectly structured, substantial in size, and expertly trimmed.
 
Aroma & Flavor
Aroma: Loud citrus with earthy undertones and a sweet, tangy finish. Think of a tropical getaway with a hint of spice.
 
Flavor: The taste mirrors the aroma, offering a bold, citrus-forward profile with a smooth, creamy exhale.
 
Effects
Blast off into another dimension with Astronaut Status, a strain that perfectly balances mental euphoria and body relaxation:
Mind: Uplifting and creative—ideal for daydreaming or artistic endeavors. 🌌
 
Body: A soothing, calm sensation that leaves you blissfully weightless. 🛋️
 
Potency: Not for the faint-hearted—this strain delivers a powerful high that will have you feeling like you’re orbiting the Earth.
 
What Makes This Batch Special?
Hand-Grown: From a boutique Cali farm that grows only 4-8 plants per strain, ensuring every bud receives meticulous care.
 
Small Batch: Ultra-limited supply—crafted with love and precision.
 
Exclusive Genetics: A rarity you won’t find anywhere else, perfect for collectors and enthusiasts.
 
Raw, Real, and Unfiltered
All photos are raw, taken without flash to give you a true look at these extraordinary buds. The frosted finish and vibrant colors are even more impressive in person.
 
Limited Availability
We only have a few pounds of this boutique strain, and once it’s gone, it’s gone for good. This is your chance to own a piece of cannabis perfection from one of California’s finest small-batch farms.
 
Bulk Pricing Available—Inquire for Details!
 
Blast Off Now
Don’t miss the opportunity to experience Astronaut Status—a strain that’s destined to take you to new heights. Whether you’re a seasoned smoker or a curious explorer, this is your ticket to a celestial journey.
 
Get yours today before it’s lost in the stars! 🌠