MONKEY BUSINESS 🐒
First Cut Exclusive
Hybrid/Indica Dominant
 
Type: 70% Indica / 30% Sativa ❤️
Origin: Small Batch, Sister Farm in Oregon 🌱
Cultivation: Organic Living Soil Pots 🌿
Terpenes: Nutty, skunky, with minty and gassy undertones 👃
Quality: Super Exotic, Frosty, Hash-Infused Appearance ✂️
Availability: Extremely Limited 📦
 
This rare gem is available for a short time only. Secure yours before it’s gone forever!
 
A Truly Special Strain:
Monkey Business is a rare cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Fornicator, creating a 70% Indica-dominant hybrid that delivers an unforgettable experience. Originally released years ago, this strain has returned in an even better form, grown with love and precision in small organic batches.
 
Visuals:
This strain is a visual masterpiece:
 
Keif-Covered Nugs: These buds look as though they’ve been rolled in pure hash.
 
Bright Hues: Beneath the frosty exterior lies a vibrant pink and purple core, bursting with resin-rich trichomes.
 
Dense Yet Fluffy: Perfectly structured, hand-trimmed buds with exceptional cure quality.
 
Aroma & Flavor Profile:
Monkey Business offers an unmatched terpene experience:
 
Primary Notes: Nutty and minty, delivering a smooth and flavorful inhale.
 
Secondary Notes: Skunky with a strong gassy finish that lingers on the exhale.
 
Smoke: Clean white ash with a silky texture that’s a testament to its organic cultivation.
 
Effects:
This strain’s effects hit as hard as its genetics suggest:
 
Body: A deep, relaxing high perfect for unwinding after a long day.
 
Mind: Slightly euphoric, leaving you calm and content without sedation.
 
Strength: Potent and long-lasting—best enjoyed by experienced users.
 
Exclusive Craftsmanship:
Monkey Business was grown with care in organic living soil pots by our Sister Farm in Oregon. This meticulous cultivation process highlights the strain's natural terpenes, flavor, and potency. Small-batch and eco-friendly practices ensure every nug meets the highest standards.
 
Rare Genetics: A one-of-a-kind cross that’s hard to find anywhere else.
 
Flavor Explosion: Complex terps that combine nuttiness, mint, skunk, and gas.
 
Frosty Aesthetic: Trichome-heavy buds that resemble hash-infused art.
 
Pure Quality: Grown in living soil, producing clean, smooth smoke.
 
Don’t Miss Out on Monkey Business!
With only a handful of pounds available, this is a once-in-a-lifetime drop for our most loyal members. This strain won’t be coming back, so grab your share before it’s gone for good!
 
👉 Add to Cart Now and elevate your cannabis experience with this truly exotic strain.