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Zmoothies | First Cut

ZMOOTHIES 💤🍹

The Ultimate First-Cut Exclusive Strain – A Must-Have for Connoisseurs

 

Introducing Zmoothies, a groundbreaking Sativa-dominant hybrid designed for those who crave the extraordinary. From its stunning appearance to its jaw-dropping effects, this strain is crafted with precision to deliver an unforgettable experience.

 

Type: Sativa/Hybrid 🪴

Potency: Total 34.02% 🧪

Genetics: Blueberry Pheno x SoMango Pheno x Zkittles

 

Cultivation: Micro-batched, living soil, all-organic, and nurtured in potted plants.

 

Appearance: Bright white buds with glistening ice-like trichomes, pink and purple caps, and vibrant orange hairs.

 

Aroma & Flavor Profile:

Imagine cracking open a fresh, fruity smoothie on a hot summer day—Zmoothies brings that to life:

 

Primary Notes: Strawberry 🍓 and banana 🍌.

 

Undertones: Sweet candy skunk 🍭 with a tropical, creamy twist.

 

Smoking Experience: Silky smooth, clean-burning hits that deliver on both taste and potency.

 

The unique terpenes make every inhale and exhale a sensory treat.

 

Unparalleled Effects:

Zmoothies isn’t just another strain—it’s an experience.

 

Head High: Immediate, euphoric buzz that hits you in the back of your eyes, leaving you pleasantly dazed.

 

Body Effects: A gentle relaxation that doesn’t overwhelm, making it ideal for daytime use or creative projects.

 

Potency: Not for beginners! The effects are intense and long-lasting, with a jaw-locking intensity that seasoned smokers will love.

 

Why Zmoothies?

This strain is Diesel Stamped and Approved, meaning it meets the highest standards for quality, potency, and flavor. The buds are grown at our in-house farm by a master grower who lives and breathes cannabis cultivation. Each batch is hand-cared for using all-natural, organic methods, ensuring every nug is a masterpiece.

 

Limited Availability:

Due to the micro-batch production and exclusivity, this drop is available only to our loyal members. If you’re new to us, unfortunately, this one isn’t for you—but don’t miss future opportunities to join our member family!

 

Once this strain is gone, it’s gone for good unless we decide to re-run the harvest.

 

Diesel's Guarantee:

Every bud checks all the boxes you’ve come to expect from a top-tier exotic:


✔️ Frosty trichomes that shimmer like diamonds.


✔️ Soft, fluffy yet dense buds with immaculate cure.


✔️ A terpene profile that’s second to none.

 

Why Wait?

Zmoothies is already flying off the shelves. Don’t be the one wishing you had snagged some after it’s gone. Secure your pack now and savor the unmatched quality of this award-worthy strain.

 

🌟 Act Fast – This is Your Last Chance to Own Zmoothies! 🌟

 

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Zmoothies | First Cut

PriceFrom $45.00

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